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today just happened to be, international fuck a black person day..as well as obamas inauguration and martin luther king jr day. so did you fuck a black person today?
i still think there is no freaking way paper beats rock…but one thing we all can agree on…nothing ever beats a blow job.
when you’re adele, an AMAZINGLY TALENTED, or like aretha franklin you can say that.. but for the rest of you bitches(and i dont just mean women, men are bitches too) you better hit the gym.
lets be honest for a second ladies..as much as you say you want a nice guy……you really dont.
secret to writing a hit novel..stealing from an obscure movie.. i.e. hunger games and 50 shades of grey.
You Only Live Once…#YOLO….unless your name is R’as Al Ghul..then fuck YOLO.
socks+smooth service X moron=funny as hell gif.