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today just happened to be, international fuck a black person day..as well as obamas inauguration and martin luther king jr day. so did you fuck a black person today?

today just happened to be, international fuck a black person day..as well as obamas inauguration and martin luther king jr day. so did you fuck a black person today?

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i still think there is no freaking way paper beats rock…but one thing we all can agree on…nothing ever beats a blow job.

i still think there is no freaking way paper beats rock…but one thing we all can agree on…nothing ever beats a blow job.

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when you’re adele, an AMAZINGLY TALENTED, or like aretha franklin you can say that.. but for the rest of you bitches(and i dont just mean women, men are bitches too) you better hit the gym.

when you’re adele, an AMAZINGLY TALENTED, or like aretha franklin you can say that.. but for the rest of you bitches(and i dont just mean women, men are bitches too) you better hit the gym.

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lets be honest for a second ladies..as much as you say you want a nice guy……you really dont.

lets be honest for a second ladies..as much as you say you want a nice guy……you really dont.

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I havent updated in a week.

my bad… ok here is something for you guys….random black realization.

"race car spelled backwards, is race car."

Ponder on that shit bitches..

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secret to writing a hit novel..stealing from an obscure movie.. i.e. hunger games and 50 shades of grey.

secret to writing a hit novel..stealing from an obscure movie.. i.e. hunger games and 50 shades of grey.

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