Anonymous said: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

that answer was brilliant!!!

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nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

you didnt account for inflation? they owe you more then 1500…they are ripping you off!!!

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

you didnt account for inflation? they owe you more then 1500…they are ripping you off!!!

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The Master (2012)

ok im ready… give me the spoon!! hurry before this vein dries up.

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khaled went full mitch…you never go full mitch

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thats-clever:

zappppp:

4:30 in the morning, go fuck yourself. 

dude is lucky he didnt get some of this:

http://media.tumblr.com/c3bd55f35bd44e9ad3198267831aa8bf/tumblr_inline_mvlzsqbPDM1qgexvv.gif

4:30 in the morning…you should get shot in the fucking face….

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aristtaroxxx:

I havent posted any porn in awhile!

i just want to know who that porn star is..lol

aristtaroxxx:

I havent posted any porn in awhile!

i just want to know who that porn star is..lol

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follamoscongordas:

Impactantes imagenes de una pelea entre animales

the sheep got close and said, just joking..lol

follamoscongordas:

Impactantes imagenes de una pelea entre animales

the sheep got close and said, just joking..lol

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do nerdy black girls date nerdy black guys?

just an obsersvation. it seems that nerdy black girls always seems to date either japanese or white guys. exclusively.. nothing wrong with that, but it seems like they wont even give a nerdy black guy a second look.  is it just me or is this how it is?

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